Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.Why do ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.What did the ghost say when he realized he'd been cheated? I've been bam-BOO-zled!.(And if you want to laugh all the more, try out one of these funny Halloween costumes.) Now for those Halloween jokes we promised. Whether you are off to a costume party, handing out candy, or trick-or-treating, you're sure to find plenty to make you laugh here. So as you decorate with pumpkins and more and scare up spooky appetizers for your gatherings, don't forget some humerus words to lighten the mood even in the most grave situations.

They make funny one-liners for kids and for adults alike come October 31. Looking for jokes about ghosts, goblins, vampires, skeletons, witches, pumpkins, or zombies? We've got all of those plus plenty of Halloween puns, dad jokes (and mummy jokes!), and good ole knock-knock jokes too. But don't forget the Halloween jokes to go with all the festivities too! Here we give you 139 of them that are sure to have you laughing out loud.

The most spooky time of year is right around the corner, and it's time to get ready for all the trick-or-treating, pumpkin carving, and horror movie marathons.

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